My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. SoI asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result isnear".
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. Itfunctions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right fromthe time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examinationhall.
To be a "Good professional", always start to study latefor "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" andtackle "Emergencies"
It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION...
Maths with CALCULATION..
Biology with CLASSIFICATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"
HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"
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Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.