If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!


I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.


Don’t think too much, you’ll create a problem that wasn’t even there in the first place.


Being single doesn’t mean you don’t know anything about love, it just means you know enough to wait for it.


People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain the same..


You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.


You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..


I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..


Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.


A wise man once said, You can’t be old & wise, if you were never young & crazy.Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.


That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.


If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.


Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.

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