Ek bhai saadi te bahut dara kare thaa. Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana

ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne dara ke ne saadi tahi tyar kara do yo saadi te bahut dare se.”

Thanedar ne us bhai ko dara dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko saadi karni padegi.”

Bhai usne darte ne saadi ki haan kar li. Saadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi

kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?”


Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.Mollad bolya, “Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke

sajje ne.”Babu bolya, “Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.Mollad

bollya, “Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?”


Teli aur jat ki is baat pe kaha suni ho gayi ke kaun ghana syana se. Dona ke beech shayari ka muqabla ho gaya. Pehelan teli

ki baari thi. Usne sunaya, “Jat re jat, tere sar pe khat.”
Jat ne apna dimag top gear main thok diya aur bolya, “Teli re teli, tere sir pe kohlu.”

Teli bolya, “Arre jat ya to koi baat nahi bani.”

Jat bolya, “Na banne, sasurre bojh taley to dab ke marega.”


Husband :doctor meri lugai ne petrol pi liya,
ar uren paren bhajan lag rhi sa.
Pappu(doctor):koi bat nhi jib petrol khatam ho javega,
aape ruk jayagi..


1 zoo me ek Totta tha jise 3 boli bolni aawan thi - hindi , angreji, & haryanvi... ek aadmi Totte ke paas gaya ar hindi mai

puchya .. aadmi:tum kon ho? ... Totta: me ek totta hu , aadmi:who r u?..Totta:i m a parrot, aadmi:tu konn se?...parrot:teri

maa ka Log Su,, ek bari me samajh me na aati ke tere.


Nathu-yaar mhaari masterni nu kahve seh ki bhains ka dudh peen te dimaag tej hove sae.... Sundu-Gappe maare h va

masterni.....jai nu hota te har "katda" engineer na honda..


Ek mota sa seth ka chhora doosre chhore ke uppar chaddha bethya aur usney dhad dhad chhetan lag raya aur saath mein jor jor

sey ron lagryatha. Rah chalde admi ne bujya,

“Re seth chhetan to tu isney lagrya pher rovey kyun hai?”

Seth bolya, “Main is khattar ron lagrya ke jeeb main uthunga to pher ke hovega.”


Ek Baar 1 Master Skool Mein Balkaan Ney Padhava Tha, Master Balka Ney Parshan Bolan Lag Gya Ak Delhi Mein Ek Kutubminar

Sey, Saare Baalkan Mein Ek Baalak Ka Dhayan Aur Kine Tha, Toh Master Ush Balak Ney Khada Kar Ke Bolyaa, Haan Tho Bata Maney

Thodi Der Phela Mane K Btayaa Tha, Chorra Khada Hokar Master Ney Bolyaa, Ji Aap Nu Kahvo The Dilhi Mein Ek Kutta Bimar Sey..


Chora Bola Chori Te Jaaneman Tere Waastey Chand Taare Tod Du.
Chhori Bhi Ghani Badmaas Thi Nu Boli Pehla Apni Compartment To Tod Le.

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