Ek ba ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey se dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck draver khidki se sir kadh k

bolya,

“Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le.”

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Subah sham thari ghani yaad aawe se,
Sari raat manne jagawe se,
Karne ko kar lu call tanne,
Per customer care ki wa chori bar bar balance low batawe se!

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Ek baar ek shayri sunan lagya, “Tum uss chilmen sai jahanko, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko, tum uss chilmen sai, jahanko”

Ek bola, “Aagai”

Shayar faer bola, “Tum iss chilmen sai jhanko, mein iss chilmen sai jhankoon, tum uss chilmen sai jhanko mein iss chilmen

sai jhankoon”

Pachai bathaya aadme dukhi ho leya, ar bola ke, “La duo aag iss chilmen main, naa tum jhanko na mein jahankoo!”

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Ek jat doosre jat sey,

“Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?”

Doosra bolya, ” Tanne kyunkar bera patya?”

Pehley alla bolya,

“Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?”

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Mandir mein ek aadmi, Ram ki moorti ke aage jor jor se ron laag rya tha. Saath khade Tau ne poochya, “Re bhai ke baat se,

kyon itta rove se?”
Voh aadmi bolya “Meri lugai ghar chhod ke bhaaj gayi.”

Tau bolya, “To bawli booch iske aage ke tesu bahan lag rya. Iski to khud kho gii thi, Hanuman ke pass ja, wohe toh ke laya

tha!”

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Haryanvi calls costomer care"-Sir ji maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gi...." costumer care:-"To me kya

karu?'"......Haryanvi:-"Re tu mannne bas yo bata ki roaming to na lagegi...

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Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, “Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?”
O bolya, “Dilli jagi”.

Tau pher bolya, “Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se.”

Conductor bolya, “Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher.”

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Ek shehri babu ek gaon ke mollad se rasta bujhan lagya.
Mollad bolya, “Nu kar tu yahan te khabhe ne ho liye aur aage jakke sajje ne.”

Babu bolya, “Bhai sahab mein ap se aap aap karkey baat kar raha hun aur aap mujjey tu tu bool rahey ho.

Mollad bollya, “Pher ke tanne bapu bolun?”

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Haryanvi Tau: Ek bar mere upar se ek scooter nikal gaya, par mujhe kutch bi nahi hua.
Punjabi Sardar: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi… Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya tha, par mujhe kutch bi nahi hua

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Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Tere Naam kardoon,
Teri hi Aankhon ka Jaam Tere Naam kardoon,

Main Doob jaoon Teri in Jheel si Gehri Aankhon mai,
Phir apni Barbadi ka ilzam Tere Naam kar doon,

Mai apni Rooh ko Tere Wajood mai bhardoon,
Phir apni Zaat apna her Payam Tere Naam kardoon..

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One haryanvi jatt order chicken in hotel……when cook start cutting onion 4 this……….
jatt said:-pyaz na daliye navratre chal rahye sa..

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Haryanvi: Itne kam Nambar? Do Raphte marne chahiye.Haryanvi ka Chora: Haan Babbu, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi

dekh rakhya sa...

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Ik Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Haryanvi

gusse mein bola: meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!

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