Jokes
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He's not studying, they r studying him!
Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai
Santa: Mere pass gaddi,bungla,paisa hai..tere pass kya hai?
Banta:Mere pass bhi gaddi,bungla,paisa hai
Santa:Mar gaye..Phir apni Maa kiske pass hai?
Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
Santa: Give Me An Idea
To Become Poor
Banta: Make A Hindi
Film With Himesh As
Hero ..
Santa: I Asked Idea To
Become Poor Not A
Beggar ..
Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
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Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife.
Santa- Yaar!
A Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
Banta- Islye Ki,
Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa
Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai.
Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?
Sardar Je: to MISS
"Ji NAADA":-)