Santa banta jokes
Santa ko apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne saare friends ko sms kiya:
Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhe ki
Zarurat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena..
Santa ne ghar k upar wale hissey
me paint kiya aur neeche wale hissey main likh diya
"Same as above" What an idea sir ji...Tin ...Tin ...Tin...
Santa: Ye Buzurg Bhi Kitne Sanki Hote Hai,
Choti-2 Bato Pe Rishte Khatam kr Dete Hai.
Banta: Kya Hua?
Santa: Tune Suna Nahi, Mungfali Mein Dana Nahi
Hum Tumhre Nana Nahi ab ye vi kyo baat hue.
Santa-mujhe us ladki se bachao hindi jokes sms
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k
dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku
leke piche pad gyi hai.
Santa calls at the airport, "How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi? santa banta funny jokes
Receptionist: 45 Minutes, Sir!
Santa: Only that much! Thanks, I rather walk then spend so much on the air fare.
Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!"
Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?
Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!
Banta: What's Marriage?
Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
Santa waitin at bus stop 1 gentelman came there by 2 wheeler n askea 'u want lift'
Santa: 'No thanks my house is in ground floor'
Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo PLZ..!
KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" ! !