Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
In the past, when you were angry with someone you fought them. Now you just delete them off Facebook. That'll teach 'em to fuck with you.
I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
No guy is worth your tears and when you find the one that is... he won't make you cry.
The hardest thing about realizing you don't love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.
Find someone worth your tears, worth your laughter, worth your heart and that loves you as much as you love them.
True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match.
I hate people that use their Facebook relationship status for attention.
The world is one big jigsaw puzzle. Only a few pieces fit together. If you should be lucky enough to find the piece that fits, don't let go!
Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
We ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those who love us.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would use my last breath to tell you I love you.
Nothing in this world worth having comes easy.
I hate your lies and Im so over your truths.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.'
I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated".
When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive.
Facebook really ought to change their relationship status option from Single to Single and Awesome.
You're not a real man if you abuse women.
My heart was taken by you, broken by you and now is in pieces because of you.
