Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you…….
The Roses are wilting,
the violets dead,
the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
i love you smile,
your face and you eyes,
damn i’m good at telling lies!
On this day day let us not slap the person but “slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day!
Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. !!Happy Slap day
This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face, just say ‘i didn’t slap him, I high five his face’ Happy Slap day
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek. –Max von Sydow !!Happy Slap day
Student Ko Teacher Ne
Ek Swal Puchne Pe Thappar Mara
Teacher: Student K Fail Hone Ki Sab Se Bari Waja Kya Hoti Hy…?
Student: Har Fail Hony Wale Student K Peche
Ek Teacher Hota Hai..!!
Jo Saala Cheating Nai Karne Deta..
Happy Funny Slap Day
Dars Kya Dengy, Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to Sath Sulatay Hen, Mgr Apni MAA ko Old House Chor Aty Hen. “Valentine my foot” !!!Happy Slap Day
You asked me to become your valentine during valentine’s week… I was busy with my valentine, but here is an answer to your proposal. . . . . . . A Slap… Happy Slap Day
LAZY BOY: Jaan 1 Glas Pani De Do,
Girl: Khud Uth Ke Pi Lo,
Boy: Plz De Do Na,
Girl: Ab Manga To Thapar Marungee,
Boy: Thapr MARNE Aao To Pani Lete Ana.
Happy Funny Slap Day.
This the best excuse for
if you slap someone in the face,
just say ‘i didn’t slap him,
I high five his face’
Happy Slap day !!
Dars Kya Dengy, Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to Sath Sulatay Hen, Mgr Apni MAA ko Old House Chor Aty Hen. “Valentine my foot” !!!Happy Slap Day
I Don’t Think I’ll Have To Kill Her. Just Slap That Pretty Face Into Hamburger Meat, That’s All.
I Love your smile your face and your eyes, Damn I’m good at telling lies! Happy Slap Day !!
You asked me to become your valentine during valentine’s week… I was busy with my valentine, but here is an answer to your proposal. . . . . . . A Slap… Happy Slap Day
Dars Kya Dengy, Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to Sath Sulatay Hen, Mgr Apni MAA ko Old House Chor Aty Hen. “Valentine my foot” !!!Happy Slap Day
You Don’t Know Who You Messing With Man, I Slap People For Fun. That’s What I Do Man! You Wanna Play Rough, Huh, I Kill For Fun!
